SNL revolutionized TV by realizing how much faster comedy was to write when it's 90% not funny

when you buy a new set of sheets, you earn a +10% stamina boost for the next week

gonna be honest here, I have no idea what canadian thanksgiving is supposed to celebrate

sharpening my blade to defend The Leftovers

ppl who just let their laundry sit in the public machine after it's done are nihilists bent on slowly eroding the social contract until chaos reigns

trying to find a logical structure for reviewing megalopolis, and im struggling man, the necessary context is too big

I always forget about it until I find out there's a long weekend

we're on the same wavelength

if i fumbled $750,000 on live tv I'd start sobbing. idc. it's over. im finished.

they're really running on "less woke, more common sense" and they'll probably win. we are a stupid country.