I think I do a decent job at mimicking a normal human being online

wow... welcome to the ONE MILLION new users in the last three days!!! 🎉 uau... bem-vindos ao UM MILHÃO de novos usuários nos últimos três dias!!! 🎉

“What are you gonna do about it, huh?” I will CRY ABOUT IT! I will weep until there are no tears left to weep

I need fried pickles.

All day, I’ve been seeing references to the Bell Riots, and I kept meaning to google it but kept getting sidetracked, but I was SO SURE I was going to find a Wikipedia article about some historical event, but no. It’s Star Trek. It’s always fuckin Star Trek with you people.

went to the store

I hope everyone has a fantastic Bell Riots dayI hope everyone has a fantastic Bell Riots day

These cats' meat men (and women) would have stands or mobile carts from which they would sell horse meat, offal, and other bits from abattoirs deemed unsuitable for human consumption. People would buy it for their dogs and cats! messybeast.com/cats-meat-ma...

capitalism breeds innovation, which is they took away the headphone jack

Bluesky has its issues but I remain thankful every day that my replies are not dominated by a bunch of people with the worst opinions on the planet who paid for the privilege of showing their bile to my followers