The thing is, there are a lot of f*cking weirdos in Silicon Valley who can’t wait to leave their kids and dogs to that thing.
JD Vance: Such a tool that he will make people root for the Yankees.
A company that already makes lots of 4+ seat vehicles capable of doing this designed one from scratch that can only seat 2. Genius.
How much of the imagery from the greatest sporting moments of our generation are we going to allow to be ruined by Marlins Man?
Oh, she’s CRAZY crazy Ricky Stenhouse said he knew it was over when she woke him up screaming in the middle of the night because she forgot to put her crystals outside to recharge under the full moon
Oh, a lot of us realized this about her a while ago. She thinks humans have alien DNA. She believe in lizard people. This is the least surprising thing ever.
Threads users: We want Twitter without Elon Mosseri: Okay, I hear you. But what if Textagram?
Worse crime: Raisins in cookies or raisins in picadillo beef?
4th time’s the charm!