genuinely convinced that drinking coffee and reading a book on a balcony every morning would fix me

Congrats!!!

I’m sorry, I never would have let this happen if I’d been on sooner

All of the above

Ash’s “I won’t lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathies” speech in ALIEN but it’s me talking to my parents as we drop the baby off for the weekend

Oh noooooo

we thought we were on our way to the kiddo sleeping through the night, but the 10-month regression has us in the TRENCHES 😖😭👶

Channel surfing with a favorite Conan bit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGpI...

"Ginger, no!"

Late Night with Conan O' Brien.

oh, z'no

Somewhere I still have the AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN VHS, which was the only time that episode was officially released 🏴‍☠️