shit so hard in my bfs toilet that i had to clean it

god i fw this album so heavy

Saturday Night Wrist

ohh ok so im probably safe

WAIT I THOUGHT A BACKGROUND CHECK JUST MEANT LIKE. PUBLIC RECORDS AND WHETHER YOUR A CRIMINAL OR NOT

watching oomfs interact w ex oomf is like seeing your ex wife at brunch and she's fucking your best friend now

me whenmy boyfirnd sends me selfies

does anyone remember when me and some random users made this image as the new us flag (who are you)