i hope mike tyson hits jake paul in the back of the head once and he dies instantly

i been shooting chunky loads with the consistency of boiling cottage cheese since i started keto. hell i shot an entire baby out my dick the other night jerking off to to the idea of looking at porn. i also have x-ray vision now and my bones are unbreakable

jack dorsey vs the front of my stolen ford bronco epic rap battles of delirium who wins

me. i could do it. i would use my army of "bespoke gay retarded clones" to eat all cellular life in the known universe and replace all blue sky users with clones of me, making a never ending cycle that i am exclusively in control of. i worked as a regional manager of my local mcdonalds for 900 years

i got a lobotomy and my erectile dysfunction went away

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DAMN, we're halfway through January already?? How's everyone's New Year going? We took to the streets to check in with some locals, but only came across these vagabonds. Maybe everyone's still in Holiday Mode?

kiss my nuts sir

nukes