omg I totally would’ve fangirled

My red flag is I still want to be invited to things even if my (repeated) reaction is “ew no absolutely not”

PROTIP: get a massage 2 days after leg day

My tattoo artist just reposted this enthusiastically endorsing the messaging "what next should I have a computer that eats my dinner and fucks my wife?"

some of you should stop post politics takes and instead start Taking Poly Dicks

This whole locktober discourse is nothing, get back to me after you troll your hetero friends into looking up CBT

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If the next Knives Out took place on “a baking competition show” I would watch that 💯

What is up with all the illness on GBBO, are Paul Hollywood’s sociopathic tendencies gettting too much to repress and he’s taking it out on contestants?

The harder the better. In this case as with others lol