Let the hot dog man eat his hot dogs

i bet kids these days dont even know about head on apply directly to the forehead

A thing we should bring back from the 90s is the shit ass awful studio movie with a soundtrack that goes platinum

Here we see the hobby ritual of the “gifted kid”

Oh, about 5’11

Any machine can be a smoke machine if you operate it poorly enough

*shaking younger me’s shoulders* “Just THINK of how many cookies you can store!!!”

Teenage/early adult me was so against a purse. If only I could go back and time and whisper into my own ear: “you can hold a Nintendo Switch in there.”

“Shop ‘till you drop”? Oh, you mean “Buy ‘till you die”

One day in your life, you will take the biggest poop of your existence. And you won’t even know it!