I guess I hit my rate limit on the other website at 8:25am 👍

lol hey

Gave my first Bluesky invite to (Dune voice) my wife

Computer... enhance (from Bari Weiss's fake college)

Each time someone fails in the bonus round and Sajak reveals they could have won a car, I’m like “phew you just saved yourself a huuuuge headache.”

Strange how certain video games from our childhood continue to get sequels (Zelda) and others don’t (Battletoads).

There goes the neighborhood @sk1.bsky.social

Ok who do I have to @ to get my dang invite? It’s 2 weeks.

The standard cinnamon toast serving is 2 slices of bread, but I think it should be 3.

Mandy Patinkin goes hard as hell, it's just a law of the universe