the ordering of these bullets both offends and excites me. It's technically correct, but not literally correct.

I am also unsure how you collected a small child

oh you wrote curt, my mind filled that in with an extra vertical line

Same retort

You should probably think that through a bit. If *we* are having a Zoom call and *you* have sold advertising space on *my* background, then it's your eyeballs that have been monetized.

I lived for 4yrs with 18M/1M DSL and 30M/30M 4G costing about £60/m, it's a bit of a luxury to have a 1000/100 AND a 900/900 internet connection (costing about £67/m) But I f*cking earned this... (I work on/with the internet and I could work on what I had, but it sure is nicer to work on gigabit)

I know that's good for dogs, but does it work on poorly bears too?

UK Covid Vax is open for booking: www.nhs.uk/nhs-services... Assuming none of my followers are under 16, and you don't qualify because of a job-based risk such as NHS worker, these are the clinical risk groups that qualify. I read the Green Book, so you don't have to.

I already have Flu booked with my GP 4 days after COVID, because I like to prolong the anguish as long as possible.

Thanks Mark, you are just the bear I needed.