(Laughs in slide rule)

(Disgusted sigh)

Devour away, you unwashed heathen! From: A Guy Who Wishes He Had A KitKat

See, folks? Even black holes have and use lasguns. Be careful where you wear your shields!

That was nuts. Free-for-all. Temple’s an up-and-coming bunch but that line needs some help.

Doggos good derps

Scary it’s his FIRST season. Wait’ll the dude settles in.

Giants guy here. This hurts. Oakland A’s fans deserve so much better.

SF Giants fan here. This really hurts. A’s fans are really awesome and they deserve so much better. Thanks for the memories, A’s!

SF Giants fan here. This breaks my heart. Oakland A’s fans deserve so much better. Corporate greed sucks.