Speaking as an ex smoker…

I think I'll stick with my vape, at least that won't result in a long series of HR visits

I don’t think I can do that in public, so ig this just means I can stop vaping at home

I wish I could remember which comedian said (and I'm paraphrasing) "I gave up smoking. I decided instead to eat an apple every time I got a craving, but it was a bugger carrying a packet of 20 around."

But I can smoke ten times a day.

Well they’ve got my vote

Once you start, you want to keep on doing it

I've been telling people that all my life.

My teacher said it will make me go blind!

"Jesus Roger, time and place, man! Time and place!"