You can’t fit all of Sarah’s evil in one series. I doubt you can fit it all into one medium, but I’m not sure what she’s most likely to branch out to.

You should! And with the original ending, if you can manage it.

I would expect you to fix it by replacing Conan with Desmond, except you already have Desmond in the story.

Presumably the mascot is less terrifying if you grew up with the water tower.

Well he’s got the moustache for the job.

I read this every couple of years. So happy to finally have physical copies.

Davy Crockett: Well that looks like a fun vacation spot.

Well if you fall back into your old habits, every book will be titled ‘Long Live X’ and that certainly requires thought to come up with two more bangers.

A list of titles? Was ‘2 Long 2 Evil’ already taken?

I laughed aloud