(me e-mailing my former pension provider) "hello, I can't access my self-service account because the e-mail address I registered with is no longer active" (pension provider) "thank you for your e-mail - we now only respond to queries submitted via your self-service account"

counterpoint: TVCA's logo is actually the best one of all the MCA logos

"pumping them out, sir? OOH! You'd like that, wouldn't you sir?"

on a related point, are you anyone if you didn't have a website that was on the UK Politics Webring in 1997?

"this person was active on Usenet", even (although Usenet has a modern analogue in Reddit)

Amusingly reminiscent of his decision not to attend in 2022 either to allow Liz Truss to "own the moment"

You can use a private consultation to refer back into the NHS, effectively jumping the queue

"oh, good morning, is it? "Good" morning? You people make me sick"

the text of an unfunny joke feature in Private Eye, surely?

I was *in the room* watching her make this speech and let me tell you how deeply, viscerally weird it was - way more than comes across in the clips