And if it was cost per song you've heard of, Run To The Hills would cost me £87.80. How many original members are actually left now? That Lord Iffy Boatrace bloke isn't the singer any more is he?
"Your order is on the way. We hope you're as excited as we are!" It's a replacement belt for a tumble dryer.
Why do I need a password containing numbers and special characters to register a kettle? What's the worst that could happen if some Russian hacker managed to access my 3-year guarantee from Russell Hobbs?
Virtually all handcuffs can be opened with the same key.
How many coins do you need to hammer into a dead tree in a dark wood before everyone else thinks, 'Oh this must be a thing. There is clearly a troll who will curse my children if I don't pay the toll for passing'?
I am now going to prove the point by posting a very good visual joke that will get one like.
Ah, so you've also returned to see if jokes are more appreciated here. The answer is no ... but with fewer racists.
After doing extensive research about what sort of content is likely to be popular on Bluesky, here's the goat I just met.
Congratulations. You have passed the interview and we would like to offer you the job of manager at McDonald's in Wednesbury.