Happy birthday!

Not 'those' rights.

I thought that The Guardian's presentation of that was odd.

A massive vol-au-vent is a good thing though, to be fair to you.

Better than 'I am a child psychologist and I've contacted social services.'

Touché

I'm prepared to offer some flexibility. Making compilation tapes on a C90 was acceptable.

This is tied into my general rule that almost everything needs more editing than it gets nowadays. Ideal length for: a film, 90 minutes an album, 40-45 minutes a book, 200 pages tops.

Robert Shrimsley on Charlie Mullins’ threat to leave the UK

Always tipped the sound engineer though.