Some of y'all need to shut the fuck up about the South, because you're demonstrating not just your callous disregard for humanity but your total ignorance Asheville is in the mountains, hundreds of miles from the coast, and one of the gayest, most progressive cities in the nation
Covid is like the DVD of Three Kings I purchased in the year 2000: somehow, Iāve still got it.
Catching up on Ringheads until I'm compelled as if by Sauron to watch Rings of Power again, thanks @billcorbett.bsky.social@seanthomason.bsky.social !
This is where Iām from. Iām seeing crazy photos of flooded towns and broken highways, checking in on friends. My parents havenāt had power all day. A lot of the infrastructure is very old there and a lot of things are breaking.
Maybe what your weekend needs is Marc Singer (The Beastmaster) as Sir Lancelot traveling time to the 90s to fight the evil sorcerer John Saxon? With a dweeby little King Arthur stealing hot dogs in the park? Just maybe? New Rifftrax!
What brave knight doth crest yon hill of Camelot? Why, ātis Marc Singer, the veritable Beastmaster himself! But instead of ferrets and mice he bears skateboards, Oakleys, and slap braceletsā¦
Think I've had enough of two-legged things suddenly going on all fours and skittering around really fast.
Of course I don't support Trump politically, but I will absolutely invest in his trading cards, $100,000 watches, and crypto coin! I'm no idiot!
Glad I waited long enough to see M3GAN that I could say "oh hey, The English Teacher is in this!" (also you should watch The English Teacher, it's very funny)
Carefully cropping the username off a popular reddit meme and posting it with the caption āall right who made this?? šš¤£šā