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Laurie Voss
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VP Developer Relations at LlamaIndex. Previously: Data scientist at Netlify, co-founded npm, awe.sm, started lgbtq.technology. Married to @jovo.design. He/him.
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I had a Tesla for a Lyft yesterday and was like ah man no, this is going to suck. When I got out the guy yelled at me for "slamming" his door, something no other driver has ever said to me. Like man I closed it normally sorry you drive the fool's automobile

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Everyone should just learn the four (4) html tags that markdown reliably simulates and use those instead.

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Simply Having A Wonderful Christmastime

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You can also experiment with cause and effect, velocity and gravity by throwing rocks at the head of the copy writer I'm just saying.

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JRtribe.bsky.social

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YOU BOMBED BETHLEHEM YESTERDAY

netanyahu saying merry christmas to all the christians
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Splorin'

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🎵 It's Gerber on the dance floor 🎵 Why'd you bring a baby (to a night club) 🎵 It's Gerber on the dance floor 🎵 So you'd better clean up this goo 🎵 DJ, gonna need some buckets and a mopppp

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A lot of Democrats truly have internalized the incessant GOP cultural drumbeat of “people who live in cities are invalid and unrepresentative, whereas rural Americans are Real and Noble People Who You Must Respect”

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Ecosystems require prey and predators. The slow-moving herd animals feed on low-effort memes and trends and the wolves feast on the weak and feeble (people who post unintentionally funny things)

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Laurie Voss
@seldo.com
VP Developer Relations at LlamaIndex. Previously: Data scientist at Netlify, co-founded npm, awe.sm, started lgbtq.technology. Married to @jovo.design. He/him.
2.1k followers345 following124 posts