Slim thick with your cute ass ay I might buy you ANUBIS = Fetty Wap if he were ancient Egyptian or sometnin. Just a little glimpse into my fucked up mind

I had a horrible time at Ivey’s No Shit Big City Mexican Restaurant. The staff were simply abominable and the food was wildly overpriced. I paid $70 dollars for a water

Donald Trump (they/them)

Are these assholes ever going to freaking get along

Im in the dungeon smoking sumn sinister

“How do we solve the masculinity crisis???” It’s so simple. Dudes rock

Who is Lizso?

How Im a landlubber when your wench tells me ahoy 😂

Reading 2666 has turned me into Óscar Amalfitano