you seem like the type of bloke i’d assume had his own podcast, in a vacuum. not anymore because i know you, but yeah.

opened the app to this and i wanna ask in the nicest way possible what in gods name are you on about? 😭😭😭

I really need other adults to just learn to hate someone's guts for no reason. You do not need to attach morality to beef.

hey so chappell roan goes kinda hard?

jesus christ. everything i learn about britain is against my will

why duck?

they made clairo into an instrument?? does it play pretty girl

literally one of the comments was like “girl you should NEVER go on a first date unless they pay for your uber or pick you up!” like WHAT FANTASY WORLD R U LIVING IN. I have *never* come across someone who actually thinks like this irl

you know what, i’m so happy and grateful for my friends and the people i surround myself with. because sometimes i will stumble across a tiktok that’s like “you should NEVER have to split rent with your man! that’s not a real man!” and the comments are all agreeing. completely diff world tbh.

holy shit you actually have 2k posts. my greatest sympathies man. i feel the same way about my tweets on twitter (they were and still are fucking hilarious but it’s crickets in terms of interaction). i used to be happy because i had a reply from elon musk 2016, but can’t even have that anymore :(