My ambrosia has too many cherries!

Tell that to my SSRIs 😭

Simultaneous climaxes is a young man’s game 👴🏻

But lucrative! Merchandizing alone…

If only supernatural powers were real

a woman with a crown on her head and the words you have exhausted my patience

ALT: a woman with a crown on her head and the words you have exhausted my patience

Deep pussy grinding

When I wished I had an eardrum-shattering BlueTooth wireless speaker blasting Tori Amos’ “Blood Roses”

I gorged on all available episodes during a two-day depression stupor. It’s very lovely! www.imdb.com/title/tt2162...

Delicious in Dungeon (TV Series 2024– ) ⭐ 8.0 | Animation, Adventure, Comedy

26m | TV-MA

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,645,000! Guess I’m just follower trying to make “fetch” happen 😭

But do they sell the world-famous Mackinac Island fudge on Roosevelt Island? *lips pursed in midwestern satisfaction* Yuh huh, I didn’t think so!