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Definitely something @biggreenbooks.bsky.social is brilliant at!

Am now taken with the notion of unseemly silence. Lewd mime? Sign language users telling naughty jokes?

There are some people who, when they talk, make you prefer silence (seemly or otherwise)

I remember a colleague being utterly outraged as he’d spent so much time teaching his son that “boys don’t kiss boys” only for the Doctor and Jack to do just that on prime time BBC

Having been raised and educated Roman Catholic, but not really paid it any mind for decades, it’s always so very weird when I take a moment to think through any aspect of it

But you’d probably do something marvellous with a ‘statue of limitations’

Summer term…impending sports day…lifelong perturbation…

It most certainly is - money on the way!

Hi Simon, I’d love to buy someone a book please! Up to £30, in case anyone wants to push the boat out!