i got to go to a used bookstore. we hung out for ten minutes to see if the resident cats would emerge (they did not). then i wanted to go to the thriftstore and the WAILING and GNASHING OF TEETH--

i want to take my kids to do things, but also i do not, because they don't actually want to do things and they will complain a lot then insist on going home

Losing Punkie is criminal and i friggin loved Molly. We barely got to know troast. They are so transparent

Alas. Yes.

good thing they still have chloe fineman crazy-eyeballing everything what would scientology do without a snl performer

they got rid of some of my fav performers on SNL this season, but you know who's still there? mikey day. who is mikey day you ask? he is on snl. he has always been on snl. when you need A White Guy it's mikey day. irreplaceable. priceless. mikey day. easily mistaken for many other guys mikey day.

The one kid in the retirement home 😂

If I ever want to sit in the chair in my office I need a second decoy chair that my cat will accept as substitute

Is there a single human under the age of 30 on Bluesky