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Dustin Miller
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Progressive, LGBTQ ally, feminist, autism dad, ADHD-er, and huge nerd (OSINT, martech, machine learning/AI, home automation, electronics). I believe abortion is healthcare, and that we have too many guns in this country.
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no, "that woman" didn't have a panic attack. she clearly stated her boundaries to some weird white dude that clearly didn't ask first before blowing up her day. and now he blames his staff? he's the boss! man, he really fucked the couch on that one. (see, just try it) nymag.com/intelligence...

J.D. Vance Blames Staff for Disastrous Doughnut-Shop Visit
J.D. Vance Blames Staff for Disastrous Doughnut-Shop Visit

He said the problem was his staffers’ lack of planning but didn’t mention that every word he uttered was cringey.

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where other people might normally say "shit the bed" or "screwed the pooch", i've decided i'm going to say "fucked the couch" from here on out it could catch on pretty quickly, y'all should try it out with your friends and see

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IMO, the co-conspirators are likely: Co-Conspirator 1: Rudy Giuliani Co-Conspirator 2: John Eastman Co-Conspirator 3: Sidney Powell Co-Conspirator 4: Jeffrey Clark (a staffer of his is a cooperating witness) Co-Conspirator 5: Kenneth Chesebro Co-Conspirator 6: Mike Roman (cooperating witness)

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This dude definitely conducts without any resistance.

Orchestra conductor wearing a red cape
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The older I get, the more I realize that adulting is just a never-ending cycle of pretending to have everything under control.

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Wow, the cropping sucked the life out of that one.

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Courtesy of my son, low brass section leader, who just graduated HS 😁

A story in three panels: Just. Act. Natural.

1) “Just” shows the brass section of a marching band in action

2) “Act” zooms in a bit

3) “Natural” zooms in more, showing a trumpet player miming his missing instrument as though he’s playing it
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Reskeet if you can hear this picture.

The status screen for America Online, with icons for “dialing”, “connecting”, and “connected”. The “connecting” icon is currently active.
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I see your cheeseburger, and raise you…

A tin can of Armor Tail Scorpions, with a hand holding a sample of the scorpions inside. It’s…food?
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Dustin Miller
@spdustin.com
Progressive, LGBTQ ally, feminist, autism dad, ADHD-er, and huge nerd (OSINT, martech, machine learning/AI, home automation, electronics). I believe abortion is healthcare, and that we have too many guns in this country.
214 followers215 following244 posts