Lady of those who hog the hedge

Cocaine Kitty

I only have a quarter. 😪

Me, laughing from my porch watching a plane try to land on the gravel/dirt roads by my house.

Good Morning GIF

ALT: Good Morning GIF

I wonder why my clothes are always coated with glitter🤷

Just this glaring

The first indication that technology was going to be some bullshit was when cereal stopped having prizes and instead told us to register on a website for a free screensaver or some shit. We could have fought back and stopped it there like Skynet.

You are the most beautiful being ever!

Sad truth