I don't know how people hate candy corn when it's so delicious

It's 65 degrees out today and it's amazing

My bedtime audiobook for the past like year has been Lost Metal so by this point I could probably talk along with the whole book just about

I went for the first time last year and had such a blast. I'm looking forward to going again this year

I can't wait for Halloween since I'm going a Rocky Horror live event that night 🙌

I'm really not digging that it's already getting dark out by 6:30. I hate this part of the year when we'll have to turn clocks back in a couple weeks and it's dark at 5 pm

Yes hello, guess I gotta come back over here now if Twitter is gonna start being even more terrible

It doesn’t feel real just a week ago today I was on the road to Kentucky. But I am excited I get to watch the episode when it airs tonight

Mine has created this strategy: If I cry loud enough anytime someone enters the kitchen and turn to look at the pantry where the food lives they will open a fresh can because I don't want to eat from the can already open in the fridge because it's COLD