Blue lakes!

I miss a cappella

"Who is your keyholder? 😏" Forgetfulness

Another person told me "you must work out" What am I doing right/wrong lmao

"It's a little weirdly wide" Same

Saw my first white supremacist today! That dude was not winning any races

Yeah I'm just going to read the aftermath if anything

The first things my neighbors tell me when I meet them are that I'm young and that I must work out. I guess I do but what you're seeing is "strategic" fat 😅

"Costing about as much as a fast food lunch" doesn't really have the power that it used to

You can buy rye chips!