Ok ok. This is acceptable

You've got a WHAT on your shirt?

Feeling over qualified bored with my current position, but equally under-skilled and not qualified for anything higher up. I'm burnt out man

Almost that time of year again #COYG

Considering it was my birthday, there was a distinct lack of butts on my timeline

Once every couple of months I'll randomly see a clip from the show.

This just sounds like an Andy Milonakis skit. "Fucked on the couch, don't call me a couch fucker"

You're angry, we're bored. Do it

Life lately