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Have you tried the one where the overhead sprinklers, instead of water, emit spiders?

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One of my favorites as a kid and I've managed to instill it in my little one. He's becoming a storyteller at 4 and these things are, I think, related.

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Sstatelyraven.bsky.social

That's no dog. That's a Pokémon.

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In line at SeaTac Airport for a Delta flight waiting while they called 25 tiers of special early borders named after various gems, metals and elements. The man standing next to me - in the middle of an airport! - said "I'm waiting for Uranium." It was WA multi-gov election loser Dino Rossi.

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Sstatelyraven.bsky.social

In line at SeaTac Airport for a Delta flight waiting while they called 25 tiers of special early borders named after various gems, metals and elements. The man standing next to me - in the middle of an airport! - said "I'm waiting for Uranium." It was WA multi-gov election loser Dino Rossi.

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*adjusts tie, clears throat* Technically, in this case, it's venomous masculinity. No, it's okay, I'll show myself out.

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Sstatelyraven.bsky.social

Plenty of fresh hells these days, I recommend daily usage of this phrase.

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Sstatelyraven.bsky.social

Start a sentence with 'What fresh hell hath' and you'll struggle *not* to use it.

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This was my first non-D&D RPG game, and it will always have a special place in my heart.

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