And explain when and why you left X.
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Some men just want to watch the world burn.
LinkedIn: USPO is hiring a patent clerk. Me: Do you know how much a patent clerk earns?!?
iPad: Your Apple Pencil's charge is down to 15%. Me: Hey I haven't seen that thing in a week, do you know where it is? iPad: lol nope. Now it's at 14%.
Related, this weekend I started listening to the audiobook "Oath and Honor: A Memoir and a Warning" written and narrated by Liz Cheney. Eternal vigilance toward these ongoing treacherous lies is the price we pay for liberty.
A frost advisory? In this economy?
Half of my fantasy football league's team owners got eliminated from the Survivor Pool here in Week 1 because the Bengals lost to the Patriots. (yes, including me)
People have been asking
I have a much higher opinion of the Oxford comma than I do of the University of Oxford.