Hey, can I come over and lick your mouth like Catwoman did to Batman?

Instead of saying I’m snarky, bossy, and do a lot of dumb shit, I’ve started telling people I just have main character energy.

Imagine they all wear their man buns at half-mast when a gym bro passes away 💀💀💀

despite all my rage I still have to pay my mortgage

Not now, honey. I'm busy, ugh, playing with my vintage sandworm toy.

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Sir, please lower your voice and your man bun when you speak to me.

People are weird and that's good because I like my people weird.

That is fair, tbh

RIP Kirstie

I appealed the label on the video of me just talking, but moderation isn't fixing it. I honestly don't get it.