My wife just yelled, "Oh my god the dude with the messed up ears has some huge balls that drag on the ground!" She is talking about a squirrel.

Some months ago my doctor gave me a script for docusate sodium for when I get a waxberg in my ear. About once a year. It is a stool softener. It said to squirt 15ml into my ear. Think that is the stool amount. It did work today, but a wayyyy smaller amount used.

Got my Oakland Asshat today. It does exist.

Ziggy did a decent job protecting the yard from invisible monsters.

Dinnertime for Stubbs. #sqrlpix

Was slightly panicked when I couldn't find the kittens. I found them. #kittens

For those that have experienced the "Hello, <name>" Teams Message at work. I have never responded to these "Hello" people. My record of never responding is still at 7 for one guy. Just got a new contender today with #3. March 19th April 1st September 27th. nohello.net/en/

no hello

please don't say just hello in chat

Nemo is airing out the jiggly bits.

I bought the last available copy of my old punk band's single. Now I hear that the guitarist is writing a book on old 90s punk scene stuff and finally got his email. He is an internet ghost. Guess he will send interview questions. I am the guy in the back with those sweet Ray-Bans.

I wonder which one licks the plate clean. #kittens