Yeah really the choice is between places where property taxes/laws prevent corporate house-flipping/corporate landlords and places where they don’t, the cost somehow ends up being the same, who could have predicted

Hahaha oh shit you’re right

“I’d prefer not to live any place Neil Young wrote a haunting song about, thank you for understanding.”

I was getting Move To Tulsa! ads for a while, they’ll give you $10k if you’re a remote worker or something

Gotta move somewhere that REALLY sucks

Yeah I was outside Charlotte and prices went nuts even there (so nuts I was able to afford to move back to New York!)

My favorite term I learned living in NC is “half-backer,” a northeasterner who moves to Florida, can’t handle the heat, and winds up in the Carolinas because it’s halfway back to New York

People who move to Florida love being like “oh you think Florida sucks? Check this out” and then they show you a bunch of shit that sucks so fucking bad

Here’s a joke I made about Eric Adams earlier this year

Don’t worry I did a shitload of that too, often while riding bikes!