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Res[ting] Judicata Face
@subnomnomnom.bsky.social
Employment Law. Snacks. Golf. Mom to Nugget & Bubba. Keeper of Sadie and her squishy highness. Retired litigator. In-house counsel. Coastal grandmother. Nap dresses. Rosé. Moderately unhinged at times.
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In this case? Both

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Terrifying. My child is like the happiest cutest little guy until ONE thing goes not to his standards and he smashes a lollipop in the floor of Costco and goes full body scream tantrum.

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Mine and his

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A small life update, we are straight up not having a good time over here in the world of the terrible twos. Holy god the emotions, the tantrums, the complete lack of chill.

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Pls pray for me as I embark on the journey and try to strike a balance between being there at the right time without being put on a watch list. Wonder if I can work remotely from like, the garden center of Home Depot?

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Will tomorrow be the day I finally become a mom to a 12 foot skeleton?

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Morning WFH moment

Cup of coffee on my back patio in the morning sun
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“I promise i care I’m just confused a lot of the time” - My child’s teacher, at open house. Also, my new coffee mug design

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I could never work at Starbucks. I’d get all hopped up on espresso and be hollering “WELCOME TO MOES!!!” at every poor soul who walked through the door

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Need to wash my hair. Do not wish to stand up for the period of time it takes to wash and dry my hair.

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RJ
Res[ting] Judicata Face
@subnomnomnom.bsky.social
Employment Law. Snacks. Golf. Mom to Nugget & Bubba. Keeper of Sadie and her squishy highness. Retired litigator. In-house counsel. Coastal grandmother. Nap dresses. Rosé. Moderately unhinged at times.
279 followers248 following87 posts