if I wake up at 3am again I'm gonna punch my own brain

How's everyone with tinnitus doing out there tonight?! Give me an EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hello October you big beautiful month. I love you more than all the others.

when the wet cat food touches my hand

You can feel it in the air. AUTUMN 🍂

you might say I'm just a HACK

I've been taking so many cough drops due to this stupid cold, I'm now a Fisherman's Friend With Benefits.

that big KABOOM means power isn't coming back any time soon 🥲

I already don't like how much wind there is 🙀

take heart, little pumpkin.