Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no thanks!

Me: “I wish I could find love.” Timothy Keller: “In order to be loved, you must first allow yourself to be known.” Me: “Oh, ok, never mind then.”

Oh no! Please tell me you at least had a great summer!

Tim Burton should remake Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas and call it Henry Selick’s The Nightmare Before Christmas. Just to even things out.

I've only ever seen the trailer for Master of Disguise, I've never seen the movie, and yet...

I remember that guy. I won’t repeat his name in case he’s here and he searches for himself, but I remember he literally thought all of your friends were just you making sock puppet accounts and replying to him. And all because you had the nerve to gently roast Ralph Bakshi.

“The shoes.” “I don’t understand. Do you like them or dislike them?” “Yes.” It looks so cute, but my OCD says “Patty, just tie your damn shoes! You’re going to lose them!” Also, what happened to the comic you were making? Is it on Patreon? I dislike not seeing more!

Patrick Fischler is one of my favorite “hey, it’s that guy” guys!

Stupid sexy Bitter Karella!

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