“I'm glad you like my behind, and that it's helping you with your life.”

“I won't be too rough on it, but I won't be too easy on it either.”

“You know, Toad, farts and smelly butts can actually be a great thing.”

"This is what life is all about, being free, naked, naked, shaking our wieners, letting the wind hit our butts, and farting."

"and with a little bit of stink to add to the moment"

“If I were to ever put on clothes, I think I would go insane!"

"And I want to smell that wiener, too, Mario!"