Life hack

My sincere apologies to Napoleon, I ate a kebab for lunch but didn't save any for his imperial highness.

Surely all the nice sardines you bought in Portugal was for the cats. ;)

Good luck with the thing.

Clapping. 👏

IT IS TIME The man looked up from his beach chair. "Really?" He said. "I've only just retired." Death held up a timer. A single grain was about to fall. And then... It didn't. CURIOUS Vetinari shrugged. "I've only just discovered drinks with little umbrellas. I'll let it fall in a bit" 1/17

Good luck with your new career.