”There is no way they’ll shoot back!” and other obvious facts I learnt from the school of ”It stands to reason”.

Never smell your heroes.

”But” strikes again.

He is what I always thought a parody noveau riche would be like. Gold and glitter and completely soulless.

That’s cool as can be honestly. Strong ”welcome to the Black Mesa research facility” vibes.

Haven’t seen bait that obvious for years, goodness.

”First they came for…” etc etc, is anyone surprised?

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,267,198!

”Raw hide!”

You almost had it, just needed a pun and sunglasses ending.