the second people started calling being someone's friend "emotional labor" we were fucked as a society

This is the DnD tarot deck. It’s full of beautiful illustrations

And here are more alternative terms for a couch potato, from other languages...   7. House cockerel (Ghanaian Ewe) 6. House mouse (Finnish) 5. One who squats in the parlour (German) 4. Slipper guy (Italian) 3. Living room pig (Norwegian) 2. Armchair fungus (Flemish) 1. Sofa turd (Chilean Spanish)

I SHOULDVE BEEN A MERMAID TRAVERSING THE FJORDS OF NORWAY, OCCASIONALLY RISING TO THE SURFACE TO BEHOLD THE VALLEYS ENVELOPED IN FOG. WHY AM I WORKING A 9-5?? HELP. HELP ME. /jk

everyone goes through that cute little stage of thinking of magick and deities purely in terms of psychological paradigms until you experience earth shattering traumatic events and you need the full force of divine intervention and faith to pick up the pieces

Has the internet ever seen a worse occult/witchcraft space ?

The best thing about this TikTok banned is that witchtok can be buried. Good fucking riddance.

Yeah those ankle bitters live like medieval kings. If I had to be an animal I would want to be a humpback whale or a saltwater crocodile

Ah yeah I couldn’t do that. I might be able to reincarnate as my 19 or 18 year old self but I couldn’t do it all over again

If you could choose the specifics of your next reincarnation, what would you choose? Species, location, gender, etc..