also I actually am in the first group (insanely cheap first class ticket for some reason/caught at the exact right moment)

they better be because there's lanes and they're labeled!

there's like 25 people lined up to board for my flight a half hour before boarding. is this a United thing? why wouldn't you just sit for the next 30 minutes instead. you're in the first group, you're getting on first anyway

bye chicago. you're too nice to me. see you soon. 👋

tipsier than I wanted to be and experiencing Emotions when I should be packing

fuck yes

crying! at the brewpub patio

buying this for @mintcaketime.bsky.social

it rules seeing a cop literally watch a guy driving 80 in a 30 and do nothing. the coolest shit man

chicago friday (2/2)