Will it trick people into reopening and building new nuclear power plants and funding fusion R&D? Seems like it already is.

If there was no Reviewer 2, we’d have to invent them. Reviewer 2 is inevitable.

The Anthropocene

Democrats are coming after Democrats! Nobody is safe!

ACCURATE

The garden of forking paths

SETI@Home 4 Lyf!!!! I’ll reprocess old datasets. I don’t care. The truth is out there!

Everybody that’s ever lived thought they’d live forever but ended up dead… But maybe that won’t happen to us?

The imagined incentives are pretty hilarious: In the pocket of Big Shark. Cashing those shark checks. Living high on the fin.

I'm done wasting water for the night, but I imagine when you scratch the surface a bit more, it's going to be fairly flimsy. The first blush of a short essay catches you off guard, though.