Donald Trump calls it "election interference." The rest of us calls it "accountability."

Tea Pain is tired of the Republicans tryin’ to destroy America just to maintain power. Joe Biden is doing his best to make sure America succeeds for everyone.

If you give half your money to Trump and drink up the other half, don’t blame Joe Biden.

In the past, Tea Pain has called MAGA a "neurological disorder." He'd like to take this opportunity to retract that statement. MAGA is now a full-blown psychosis. Thank you for your attention.

Donald Trump is prayin' for an American collapse in hopes he can regain power. Trump wants to profit off our sufferin'. Vote accordingly.

There’s no way Trump’s brain can handle 4 more years. At his current rate of decline, he won’t make it to the convention.

If you find yourself cravin’ scrambled eggs for breakfast this morning, chances are you watched Trump’s campaign speech last night.

DeSantis’ Mickey Mouse campaign only made it to one state.

Ron DeSantis had to travel out of state to abort his campaign.

Tea Pain’s Daddy always said, “If you’re runnin’ on needin’ absolute immunity, you’re losin’.”