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Jason Robertshaw
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Working at the intersection of science communication and educational technology. āœļø technotional.micro.blog šŸ˜ mastodon.world/@technotional šŸŒ³ linktr.ee/technotional #EDUsky #scisky
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Turns out all those nature words we were worried about being removed from the dictionary are now found in the kids' apps and games instead. #endlessoceans

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Today I'm bringing back The Butt Political Spectrum ā„¢ What is A Butt? How do you even define a butt? Tag yourself I'm Butt Chaotic

a chart showing animal butts with a slider going from pedant, normie, inclusive, chaotic.

1. butt pedant: must fulfill all 4 criteria
image of a bear & baboon butt
it has a hole, in the rear, round, expels waste
the bear & baboon butts are butts

2. butt normie: must fulfill 3 criteria
image of a bird cloaca
itā€™s a hole, in the rear, expels waste
also used for peeing & mating
the birdā€™s cloaca is a butt

image of a clam siphon
itā€™s a tube hole, in the rear, expels waste
not round, but inflatable
the clamā€™s siphon is a butt

3. butt inclusive: must fulfill 2 criteria
image of a squid funnel
itā€™s a tube hole, expels waste
also used for jet propulsion
the squidā€™s funnel is a butt

image of a sea anemoneā€™s butt
itā€™s a big hole, expels waste
itā€™s a mouth, also an anus, itā€™s a manus
the anemoneā€™s manus is a butt

4. butt chaotic: whatever you want it to be
image of a roundish snail shell
the snailā€™s shell is a butt

image of a round sea urchin
the entire urchin is a butt
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*ļøāƒ£ Addendum where fish kind of pee through their gills

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When will our devices say our texts out loud in a voice synthesized from the real person who sent it? Would those even be "texts" anymore? Voice texts=vexts? Voxts? "Hey Siri, send a spext to my wife and tell her I'll order the drone to deliver dinner tonight." #showerthoughts

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This is the way.

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After updating to iOS 18 my AirPods Pro 2 started acting oddly. I had Headphone Accommodations turned on in previous versions with no problem. Squeeze once to toggle between Transparency and Noise Cancellation. No problem. Now, whe... https://technotional.micro.blog/2024/09/19/after-updating-to.html

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Almost like they had blue in mind.

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Jason Robertshaw
@technotional.bsky.social
Working at the intersection of science communication and educational technology. āœļø technotional.micro.blog šŸ˜ mastodon.world/@technotional šŸŒ³ linktr.ee/technotional #EDUsky #scisky
235 followers139 following159 posts