Why yes I will be going to the hardware store for the 3rd time this holiday weekend. What’s it to ya!?

Helen: I’m just gonna go in there and kill everyone. *a brief pause* Helen: okay, buh byeeee

My partner has gone from never played an rpg before all the way to gamer shit talk over the past few months. Me: * working on home project* whatcha up to? Helen: just murdering some goblins… Me: coo coo *long pause* Helen: too easy… too easy…

Every time a game offers a “performance” mode over a “quality” mode the motion sickness gods grant the studio 3 wishes.

Feels like it’s only appropriate that one of my first posts on this platform be home project related. Door hardware glow up. (old hardware from diff door for ref) new hotness old & busted

How do I use this?