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The Goonfather
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i am Faucis strongest soldier. please help me find prince albert. 100000 dead hookers. 72 Years Young. Magnificent Lightskin. The Son of Sam.
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The Principle of Adhesion as a Property for Water? 🤯

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*sigh* okay everyone, on the count of three. One, two, three: We're Sorry Al-Qaeda!

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Good morning everyone! My chihuahua sized penis needs to get sucked, and it needs to get sucked TODAY. Please let me know if you want me to ram #GoodVibes down your throat. Thank You! 😁

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Why the hell does this one have cyanosis, a symptom of methemoglobemia?

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Would you eat this blueberry even if it screamed? He spat on your shoe and called you a racial epithet im not allowed to repeat here.

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I also have a Chuddy red squirrel named Sylvester Stuma but I need someone to do more art with him. Help me. I will also be commisioning a new Bear. When i find the right guy. PLEASE help me.

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This is Bernard Zak/ Bernát Szakóly who is a reaaaal southern boy and well he aint take no kindly to that city slicka stuff he do thing a bit different from that there city folk stuff he dont do that city stuff well he just live a different live from them yonder city folks he aint about that life

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I have a ram sona that i will not be showing because he has requested I do not and any attempt to violate this non disclosure agreement will see fines of $10,000 per offense. I cant afford that.

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Here is Farid Qharmoni al-Islom he is a Tajik Mujahideen turned male stripper turned Near Eastern Girlboss and he enjoys eating nothing. Probably because he likes being anemic and has father issues that cannot be addressed. I dont fuckin know dude youre intruding on his privacy

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Here is my raccoon he name is Franco de la Paz he makes delicious tacos and sells farm equipment and has a bright pink asshole and he enjoys long walks in the dark

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The Goonfather
@thegoonfather.bsky.social
i am Faucis strongest soldier. please help me find prince albert. 100000 dead hookers. 72 Years Young. Magnificent Lightskin. The Son of Sam.
50 followers49 following94 posts