Clark Kent: *removes glasses* Freddie Prinze Jr: wow I never realized how beautiful you are
Since it looks like it's never going to snow again, I need something to replace my snowboarding hobby. So, I've screwed four wheels to the bottom of my board and am gonna ride it on the street and over various obstacles to replicate the feeling of the mountain. Not sure what to call this yet
It is impossible for me to get $10 million tomorrow without robbing a bank, therefore I should be allowed to do it
It is impossible for me to get $10 million tomorrow without robbing a bank, therefore I should be allowed to do it
Me: do we have any tape Mom: check the phonebook drawer The Phonebook Drawer: ๐ ๐ชก ๐๏ธ๐ผ๐งฉ๐ ๐ท ๐๐๏ธ๐ชฅ๐ชช ๐ ๐ง โฒ๏ธ๐ฉน ๐ถ๏ธโ๏ธ๐งฒ ๐ช๐๐๏ธ ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ ๐พ๐ชโ๏ธ ๐งด๐ฅข โ๏ธ ๐ช ๐ฅ ๐ฌ ๐ฆต ๐ชฎ๐ชจ ๐ช๐ฅจ ๐ณ โ๏ธโ๏ธ ๐๏ธ โฐ โ๏ธ ๐ ๐ ๐งต ๐๐ฉ ๐ ๐๏ธ ๐ช๐พ๐๏ธ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ชญ ๐๐ฆด ๐ฅ
WAITER: Your meal comes with three sides. ME (imagining a delicious triangle): Excellent.
[wedding reception] BEST MAN: *making a toast* please raise your glasses CLARK KENT: oh no
Nice joke...however it fails to account for my particular circumstances