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A Photoshopped hustle culture story about Steve Jobs forcing his engineers to make the iPod smaller. In the original, bubbles rise from the iPod when he throws it into the fish tank, and he says that if there is air in there, it can be smaller. In my version, he is just weirdly aggro.
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KHkeithputnam.bsky.social

The important thing is that Jobs stank to high heaven in all stories about him, both true and invented. Simply rank BO.

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LLleolevinsky.bsky.social

What an asshole

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Wchazrunner.bsky.social

Had a professor turn his Apple Lisa into a fish tank. Man was ahead of his time.

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VCvarricschesthair.bsky.social

The alt text makes this even funnier

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pastbriton.bsky.social

A tale as old as time.

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MPcathoderaygun.bsky.social

the apple engineers don't like to admit it, but he did get their asses

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LBbuttes.bsky.social

dude had to be right no matter what so when he said fruit would cure his cancer it had to be true

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Kthryse.com

He later threw his chemo meds into that same fish tank.

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UTsloppysteaks.bsky.social

Steve could have just bullied everyone and smell like BO until people were sick enough of his shit that they just abandoned their rights to IP or claims to his business

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Gpaintedsky.ca

who the fuck is steve jobs

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