This post neatly frames my dread every time something’s coming out that has “everybody’s gonna make a big deal about clowning this” energy. The riffs won’t be funny and the vibe will be High School Classmates on Facebook Posting Paleolithic Memes

Clowning on certain films loses any potential fun when it comes from people who just don't seem to like movies in general. Roger Ebert's pans were fun and interesting because he still, in his heart, wanted each movie to be good. We should be rooting for each artistic work, not hoping for crap.

given how long it went for morbius (which i admit was funny at first but eventually got old), the fact the exact same amount of energy and enthusiasm for doing it to madame web right after was immediately tiring

idk man — how many movies do i have to watch before i’ve earned the right to clown on this one?

Apparently people are calling it “high budget Neil Breen”, and I couldn’t be more excited.