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ojai
@thempire.dev
oh god how did this get in here I am not good with computer
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Othempire.dev

this is the worst job ad i've seen in awhile. there's more on the image than what i put in the alt text but i tried to caption the worst parts. this is a company whose tagline is "(real creators, AI ads)"

- Please understand and agree with our values before applying:
A players only. Only A players can hire A players. We'd rather hire 1 A player and pay above market than hire 3 B players and pay market.

- In-person working (New York City). No remote/hybrid. Private chef, barbell gym, & pool.

- Grind. We work/text on weekends and at night. It's ok to send messages at 3am. Someone is either up or they're not (and it won't wake them up). It's also ok to call people at 3am (be considerate though).

- Speed. Do in a day what usually takes weeks. Run through walls to get things done. Respond in minutes (or seconds) instead of hours.

- Shameless urgency. Be extremely annoying. Check-in on things 10x daily. Double (or quadruple) text if someone hasn't responded. Call them too.

- Fast firing. If someone isn't an A player, we part ways quickly. Please be okay with this. We do paid trials to help derisk this.
Mission-driven.
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So what I'm cleaning from this ad is: 1) they have a goal to make money (or at least raise prestige leading to a buy-out) by using AI to sell ads more effectively. 2) they have no idea how to do that 3) it's going to be your fault when they fail. Why didn't you work harder?

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AFcogbarn.bsky.social

“We’re backed by Peter Thiel’s Founders Fund, as well as founders & executives of OpenAI” Of course you are.

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DTjdtangney.bsky.social

This degree of toxicity surely breeds all manner of other toxic behaviors. Is it all straight white males who go out on predatory raids after work in local bars?

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Ccasketjones.bsky.social

"call people all the time, repeatedly at 3am but be considerate; I demand instant responses but if they aren't up they aren't up I'm not waking them" ...uh huh

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MBspartan1986.bsky.social

🤣

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Bbinkybird.bsky.social

An ad for burnout then!

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Mandrewaltenburg.bsky.social

do they provide the cocaine, or do you need to bring your own? asking for a friend.

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Rennui.org

Oops! All Red Flags

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MHmadamehardy.bsky.social

Why, this is Hell, nor are we out of it.

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404apathy.bsky.social

Sounds like a lovely little hell-hole, doesn't it?

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ojai
@thempire.dev
oh god how did this get in here I am not good with computer
62 followers123 following113 posts